About Me
I am a female and I was born and raised in Tejas! At the age of 21, I married the Dark Knight. (The Dark night is not his real name and the dry-erase board is not his real head, but with my uncanny...
View ArticleBathroom Horror
Many of my childhood memories are fuzzy. Like, I have no idea how old I was in any of them. I was home-schooled, leave me alone. Some of them, however, are strikingly vivid. Like the one where my 6ft1...
View ArticleI choose a severe beating.
So as I’ve mentioned before, I was home-schooled through 6th grade. This was back in the 80′s when hardly anybody was doing it and the people who were generally looked like this.We were not those...
View ArticleDo NOT tell the 5-year-old!
Long time no post. Its hard to crank out the fine art with babies flying all over the place. And its been a long time since I’ve shared a Christmas with little kids so I’ve forgotten how crazy it is....
View ArticleYes He Do!
So we’re moving. Not far really. Around the corner. I’m thrilled and dreading it.We’re no strangers to moving. In our marriage we’ve moved…..12 times. Most of the time by the seat of our pants....
View ArticleShogun say Paint da Fence
At some point I’m going to tell you something/reveal some juicy fact/ inadvertently let weirdness slip and y’all are all going to realize that I’m kind-of a freak. And not in a cute way. More like, in...
View ArticleApparently I Laugh at Other People’s Expense
I had too much caffeine this morning and proceeded to clean my entire house around 2 toddlers. That is an act of magic. Just getting clothes out of the dryer is an act of magic for me. And not just...
View ArticleCubed Bread Makes Me Vomit a Little in My Mouth
So I have this brother….. Actually, I have brothers coming out my ears, but theres always ONE, you know? Several things this week have been direct reminders of what it was like to grow up with a boy of...
View ArticleDaddy Issues
I was looking at a recent picture of my dad. Silver-haired. Glasses. Made me remember things. My childhood feels like a bizarre event that happened on a different planet. First of all, I have a spotty...
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